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Old 02-17-2003, 03:32 AM
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Biker Gets Revenge

A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?"

The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left."

Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons."

Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that f****** b**** can roll her own too."
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hahahaha funny.....but
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lol. A little messed up, but lol.
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Old 02-17-2003, 07:19 PM
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Show off lol
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Old 02-17-2003, 07:28 PM
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Heh, I don't think that's messed up. Good one Razor.
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what's with the panning posts lately?
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what's with the panning posts lately?

Just OZ being silly is all, aye mate.
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