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01-20-2003, 04:26 AM
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LOTR Neutrino/Redneck special edition!!!
Well while waisting the msn bandwith me and redneck383 came up with a few changes to LOTR to make it The Best Movie EVER!!!
Matty is redneck383.Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Neutrino says: they have no chance especially with bush being the dark lord of mordorhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t82120.html Neutrino says: guess that makes us orks and we own people Matty says: hahaha oh yes..... Matty says: hahaha Neutrino says: that fag frodo never saw it coming Neutrino says: Matty says: haha nopes Neutrino says: that what happens when you send a sissy to do arnold's job Neutrino says: i can picture him as frodo Matty says: yeah.. that movie needed arny and a chaingun.. not chainmail armor... Neutrino says: Matty says: 'if Mordor bleeds... we can kill it..' Neutrino says: asta la vista okrkies Neutrino says: heck yeah Neutrino says: i'll be back with the ring Matty says: "ahh.. the ring is getting heavy... ahh time to pump more iron!!" Neutrino says: i can pictures the batle scene with miniguns in it Neutrino says: yeah where is my bowflex Matty says: hahaha Neutrino says: i was sent from the future to destroy the ring Matty says: and none of that pretty music either it'd be all the T2 sound trac Matty says: over and over again Neutrino says: sweet Neutrino says: and no pretty horses but harleys Matty says: and shades.. gotta have shades Neutrino says: and a muscle car here and ther Neutrino says: and not sissy elf shades Neutrino says: manly orc shades Matty says: instead of swords everybody has that shotgun that swings around Neutrino says: what about a few ninjas Neutrino says: just for balance Neutrino says: maybe get jet li with a few carrate scenes Matty says: maybe a few jets.. with bombs? Matty says: how about like a few tanks too? Neutrino says: and have the elf chicks running around in slow motion like in baywatch Matty says: that might be nice... or just have the cast of baywatch in their bathing suits... with elf ears? Neutrino says: that too Matty says: but have allthe male cast members die inbattle Matty says: horrible horrile deaths Matty says: so all we have left is femalle baywatch chicks Neutrino says: and all chicks on their own Matty says: yeah Neutrino says: and what can they do Matty says: maybe end the movie with a female elf lesbian scene... Neutrino says: i can already hear porn music in the backround Matty says: or shower scene... Neutrino says: well if all the guys are dead Matty says: except for Frodo Baggins... aka Arny Neutrino says: they really have no other option Neutrino says: he sleeps with all of them Matty says: yeah, he gets it all Neutrino says: oh ideea Neutrino says: we can trow a comecial for extra sterngth viagra Matty says: moo money moo money mo money!!! Neutrino says: i mean with so many chiks is got to be hard Matty says: heck ya... Neutrino says: why did we not direct this movie Matty says: not suree Neutrino says: it wou've been the ultimate movie of all time Neutrino says: Star Wars what??? Matty says: and instead of orks... its Terminators Neutrino says: no even better Neutrino says: cyborg orks Neutrino says: half machine half ork Matty says: ooo yes Termi-Orks Neutrino says: sweet Matty says: and instead of elf archers... we can have like Army Ranger Snipers Neutrino says: wht about elf sniper chiks in bathing suits Matty says: that would work... Neutrino says: ohhh my i've got one Neutrino says: and they can jump up and down of hapiness when they kill a termi-ork Matty says: they'll be jumping alot Neutrino says: jest gotta have the jumping Matty says: hahha Neutrino says: we so need to go to LA Matty says: lol im already there Neutrino says: you in LA Matty says: yep... Long Beach CA Neutrino says: well i'm like 10 hours away Neutrino says: sweet Matty says: where you at in Utah? Neutrino says: boring provo Neutrino says: btw gotta bring your nova and my NOS cougar and have a F&F racing scene at the end of the movie Neutrino says: and the winner gets the queen elf chick Matty says: HAHAHAHA Matty says: yes!!! Neutrino says: oh wait this is fantasy stile Neutrino says: ok magic NOs Neutrino says: made by the fairies Matty says: and a Magic Nova that can fly... yesss Neutrino says: so is my magic NOS vs your enchanted 383 stroker Matty says: haha surrreeee Neutrino says: do you have a huge aluminum wing that can help you fly too? Neutrino says: in the back Neutrino says: you cannot fly without magical aluminum(or carbon fiber) wings and fart can mufflers Matty says: i've got just the background... Cj (hybrid) says his computer is messin up and wont give him the file you desire... so we're just giving you a template and you can do your own name and #007 =) Neutrino says: i'll go with that Matty would like to send you the file "af's american crew.JPG" (15 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? Transfer of file "af's american crew.JPG" from Matty has been accepted. Starting transfer... You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Received Files\af's american crew.JPG from Matty. Before opening this file, you may want to scan it with a virus-scanning program. Matty says: yeah, i'll need a wing on the Nova Matty says: and dual fart cans Neutrino says: i have a small factory wing don't know if is big enoug to fly thoug Neutrino says: h Neutrino says: canb you imagine the flames shooting out of those dual fart cans Matty says: hahah yes i cann Matty says: haha Neutrino says: hybridsol needs a role too Neutrino says: actualy so do tv dmc12 and polygon Neutrino says: lets see Matty says: he can be... Sam the Brave Matty says: Tv can be Smigel Neutrino says: tangie can be the hot elf chick Matty says: DMC12 can be the good Wizard guy... polygon can be... that hmmm... Treebeard! hahaha Neutrino says: sweet Neutrino says: kiker Matty says: kicker1..hmmm Neutrino says: are there any whores in the movie? Matty says: hahaha. Neutrino says: well he is the official ewhore Matty says: true Matty says: semi-retired Neutrino says: more like semi Neutrino says: oh kicker can be saruman Matty says: hahah Matty says: yess Neutrino says: he postwhores with his agic globething Matty says: hha yesss Neutrino says: oh perfect ideea Neutrino says: Taranaki can be Gandalf Matty says: hahah yesss... we need to post this... before we forget.. Neutrino says: we totally do Neutrino says: do you wanna do it? Neutrino says: or me? Matty says: hmm nah you can you came up with it Neutrino says: ok Matty says: should it be in OT? Neutrino says: prbably Matty says: yeah.. Neutrino says: altough is has some racing Neutrino says: in it Matty says: only the last scene Neutrino says: true Neutrino says: ok i'll post it in a sec
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01-20-2003, 04:31 AM
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Worlds longest thread??
sheesh you even left in the part where i sent you that file... hahaha that was comedy in its own right. Great movie i'd go see it! Edit: Sadly neither of us were high or drunk at the time of that idea... thats us thinking sober! scary thought?
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01-20-2003, 04:44 AM
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Aye aye Captain...
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01-20-2003, 04:51 AM
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Umm...No.Its real. Welcome to my daily life.  oh wait... The funny thing this is the second time. The first one was when me and my roomate were sitting on the couch making fun of something on tv and another guys entered the kitchen and nicknamed us beavis and butthead.
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01-20-2003, 07:31 AM
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Who's "the good Wizard guy"?
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01-20-2003, 07:36 AM
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01-20-2003, 07:52 AM
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No, the "good Wizard guy" played by DMC12
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01-20-2003, 09:52 AM
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at the time i was thinking of Gandalf... but couldnt remember his name...
DMC12 has been recast as Ork #12
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01-20-2003, 03:33 PM
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Wow, even I have a role!!!
You two sound like half of my friends. We even cast a soap opera amongst ourselves with names and hidden agendas and plots, etc. We are usually sober when it happens, too. :o
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