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Your mother is so ugly, she had to creep up to the mirror!
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Your mum's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her legs, they put it around her neck
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Your mom's so ugly, her gyno keeps looking in her mouth.
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Your momma's so fat she uses a matress for a maxi pad!
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Your mum is so ugly they tie a steak around her so the dogs will play with her
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I'm under 18 and bad at this,

Yo momma so fat she has two area codes!
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your momma's so ugly.... that... ummm.. alot of people call her really uber-ugly!!
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Your mom is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveilance cameras:smoker:
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your mum is so fat, after having sex with her i rolled over twice and was still on top
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your mum is so fat, after having sex with her....."You had sex with her???!!!?!?!" :huh::huh::huh:
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Your mum is so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday
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Your mama is so FAT every time we take her to the beach people yell out "BEACHED" wale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama is so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!!!!!!!!

Your moma is so fat she has bleep sonar when she backs up!!!!!!

Your moma is so fat she uses both doors at 7eleven & Mcnonalds to enter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama is so fat she has a wide load sign on her ass!!!!!!!!


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