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10-22-2002, 01:11 AM
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All time worst ever pick-up line?
A friend at work went to a "beach bash" at the local teen bar(meat market
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10-22-2002, 01:15 AM
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lol, but that still doesn't beat "Hello, my name is Mr. T."
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10-22-2002, 05:33 AM
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 try saying it with a deep English accent....you may have to wait for your balls to drop though 
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10-22-2002, 05:56 AM
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 *course to you I am a juve oO*
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10-22-2002, 02:07 PM
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10-22-2002, 02:35 PM
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 I really did spit my milk all over my keyboard, thats the funniest thing I've seen all week. Although, I tihnk the worst pickup-line I've ever heard was, "Are you a girl?"
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10-22-2002, 06:04 PM
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That has actualy worked for me. :finger: :finger: :finger:
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10-22-2002, 06:11 PM
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This one usually works for me..... NOT!!! :
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
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10-22-2002, 07:21 PM
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I also have gotten: ~Wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck? ~You must own a juice company... You know... the one called "Veryfine" ~If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays? ~(almost worked) I lost my teddy bear; Can I sleep with you tonight? ~(me walking out of store hurriedly with uncertainty on face) "Hey you lost something," (I turn around looking on the floor, and look up at the voice...) "Your smile." Had I not felt upset to my stomach I might have done more than smile and walk away...
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10-22-2002, 07:24 PM
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Male: Wanna go for a pizza and then f*ck? Female (indignantly): NO! Male: What, you don't like pizza? :sun: Also, like this one: If you're a sex-pot, I'll be your stir-stick.
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