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09-09-2002, 04:52 PM
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Worst pick up lines
Hehe I crack up everytime I see the new McDonalds ad where the guy walks up to the girl and says “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?” Has anyone actually used that and if not what others have you tried???
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09-09-2002, 08:07 PM
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I've got an alright one that actually makes the girls laugh (no, seriously).
Guy: My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties. Girl: Well, your magic watch is wrong, because I am. Guy: (Tapping it) Damn! It must be an hour fast. Last edited by DaFoo; 09-10-2002 at 07:03 PM.
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09-09-2002, 08:09 PM
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09-09-2002, 08:21 PM
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the one i heard the most: i lost my phone number, can I have yours? according to a recent project on this, they found out this one works the best: guy looks at the tag on the girls shirt and simply says: yep! made in heaven.
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09-09-2002, 08:30 PM
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Pick-up lines are a thing of the past! Slight of hand and she is yours! :smoka:
I am though going out and tryin those to see what happens! Sounds like a good dare!
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09-09-2002, 09:12 PM
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i don't know if this is how it goes
"are those space pants, cause your ass is out of this world. my friend is conviced that this is the best pick up line..short and simple. "wanna go back to my place and bang?"...i don't think it has worked for him let
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09-09-2002, 09:22 PM
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LOL... I always kinda liked:
"Nice shoes... Wanna f***?" But a friend of mine gave me this card that looks and feels like it's made out of a glossy paper, but it's actually some kind of plastic or something. Anyways, it's impossible to rip the card, and printed on the front of it, it says: "If you would like to have sex with me, keep this card and smile. If not, tear the card in half" So you give a girl this card, and obviously, they try and tear it without luck, which then causes them to smile... :sun: Never got laid with it, but I did get kissed a few times. :licker:
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09-09-2002, 09:26 PM
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Hehe the only one that sticks in my head that was used on me was when I was wearing a Skid Row t-shirt with “Piece of Me” (one of their songs) on the back and a guy yelled out “Can I have a piece of you?”
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09-09-2002, 09:38 PM
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two groaners
M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: No why? M: Do you mind if I do? M: Here's 50 cents... F: What's this for? M: So you can call your flatmates and tell them you won't be back till the morning...
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09-09-2002, 09:59 PM
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Re: two groaners
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M: Do you sleep on your stomach? F: No Why? M: Then would you mind sleeping on mine?
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09-09-2002, 11:28 PM
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Guy: Wanna f***?
Woman: NO! Guy: Well, would you mind lying down while I do? Woman: NO!!!!!! Guy: Come on, I'll give you a fiver. Woman: (some variation of NO )Guy: Ok then, a tenner. But you'll have to move a little bit.
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09-09-2002, 11:32 PM
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09-09-2002, 11:58 PM
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"that dress looks becoming on you."
"in an hour or so it will be coming off you"
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09-10-2002, 12:44 AM
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Variation: "that dress looks becoming on you." "in an hour or so I will be cumming on you"
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