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01-29-2006, 04:21 AM
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best pick up line ever
hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
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01-29-2006, 04:23 AM
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Re: best pick up line ever
Im trying that.. although I think the girl will be stupid so she really wouldnt know wth derivative and tangent mean
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01-29-2006, 11:34 AM
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Re: best pick up line ever
Hey, stop taking all the good Mathematician pick-up lines! We need those!
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01-29-2006, 11:53 AM
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Re: best pick up line ever
If I used that on a girl, she would just look at me funny and then never talk to me again.
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01-29-2006, 11:57 AM
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Re: best pick up line ever
My personal favorite " hey baby, wanna fuck?" that way you're sure to get one of two answers. And besides that you'd be suprised how much that one actually works.
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01-29-2006, 12:03 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
wow, worst pickup line ever.
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01-29-2006, 12:06 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
possibly so but still works...........oh wait you were talking about mine weren't you, damn.
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01-29-2006, 12:12 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
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Now, as a mathematician, I would go for the first pickup line of the thread.
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01-29-2006, 07:10 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
Best line ever was done by my friend Cary. We saw this chick at the pool and he just strolls up to her and says something similar to this:
"Hey... I have a question for you. If Mary drives a bus at 35 m.p.h. north and starts with 35 passengers, making routine stops every 500 feet for 4 miles until the bus is empty, wanna fuck?" He was smacked so hard but it was classic.
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01-29-2006, 07:14 PM
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This is the best one I've heard and probably the funniest.
"Look, I'm not going to waste much of your time. I know I'm not the best looking guy here, or the best dressed, or the smoothest one. I know I'm not that good at sex or have a large penis. If we hooked up I probably wouldn't be the best boyfriend or anything like that. There is ONE thing I can promise you though... I'll eat you out until your face literally caves in."
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01-29-2006, 07:19 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
I think Vicious' friend Cary takes the win.
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01-29-2006, 07:20 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
yeah but Cary is known to do stupid shit like that... we were at the same pool and he walked up to another chick and me and the other guys are like wtf is he doing? that girl's like 10. so he starts hittin on her and you see him just run and dive into the pool and not come up for like 5 minutes. girl walked away all pissed off. asked him what happened he said he was mackin and asked her age... she was 12 lol. we were 16 at the time. so when she said she was 12 he was like "bye" and dove into the pool.
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01-29-2006, 07:57 PM
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Re: best pick up line ever
^killer!!!
 My best still is "fat penguin! just wanted to say something that'd break the ice." Really works...
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