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Redneck383 ATTACKS!
Heres the pic, you create the story!
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second pic!
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The passing motorist tries to distract the Redneck, with beer and auto parts, and when this fails, resorts to rolling up the window!
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PIC #1
TV darts into the middle of traffic and stops a man in an SUV, desperately needing directions to the nearest washroom facility. The man laughs uncontrolably and waves him away toward the Wendys restaurant across the street. PIC #2 TV gives a 'hell yeah!' while wrapped up in his sweatshirt relieved at the out come of his bolting through traffic. :hehehe:
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Now that i've complied with your request,
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????????
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EVER SEE A FAMILY SEDAN TAKE A 5 LITRE MUSTANG? I HAVE! ![]() Not Your Regular SSEi ... 1. Rebuilt, finely tuned engine. 2. Custom exhaust, similar to flowmaster 3. Matching intercooler 4. Re-calibrated s/c and transmission to match the above mods 5. Port polish and custom headers 6. Itchy right foot Dynojet: 298hp, 306 ft/lbs torque (at tires) 0-60: 5.479 seconds 1/4 Mile: est 13.4 seconds (hoping!) |
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that is redneck :hehe:
as for the story, more people must make storys before I reveal! OmiKRon!
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OH OH LET ME TRY...
Pic 1... Cornholio attacks DMC12... cause he said Nacho Cheese sucks. Pic 2... Cornholio uses the OMIKRON maneuver to distract TV.... How did i do TV? tell us the story!!!!!! c'mon!!!!!
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<claps hands> it's story time!
For the second pic... The last thing the ricer could recollect was intense fear, and the image of the fearsome Redneck looming over him, threateningly!
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Quote:
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Dude in truck laughs as cornholio runs around the SUV in a mad chinese firedrill!
I dunno how to follow that up. :frog:
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EVER SEE A FAMILY SEDAN TAKE A 5 LITRE MUSTANG? I HAVE! ![]() Not Your Regular SSEi ... 1. Rebuilt, finely tuned engine. 2. Custom exhaust, similar to flowmaster 3. Matching intercooler 4. Re-calibrated s/c and transmission to match the above mods 5. Port polish and custom headers 6. Itchy right foot Dynojet: 298hp, 306 ft/lbs torque (at tires) 0-60: 5.479 seconds 1/4 Mile: est 13.4 seconds (hoping!) |
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the real story....
NONE, Redneck ran up at a buddies SUV and I took a pic then he flailed at me and I managed to snap one off as I flailed at him
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PIC #1:
Redneck the homeless bum tries unsuccessfully to solicit his manly wares to a passing SUV driver. PIC #2: This photo was taken at the Long Beach Police Headquarters after Redneck solicits his body to the officer taking the mug shots. The events directly after were not pretty and cannot be told here...
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*ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF @ DMC*
That was fabulous man, best one yet! Unfortunately i was drinking a glass of sprite at the time of reading.. All over the damn monitor!!
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EVER SEE A FAMILY SEDAN TAKE A 5 LITRE MUSTANG? I HAVE! ![]() Not Your Regular SSEi ... 1. Rebuilt, finely tuned engine. 2. Custom exhaust, similar to flowmaster 3. Matching intercooler 4. Re-calibrated s/c and transmission to match the above mods 5. Port polish and custom headers 6. Itchy right foot Dynojet: 298hp, 306 ft/lbs torque (at tires) 0-60: 5.479 seconds 1/4 Mile: est 13.4 seconds (hoping!) |
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Quote:
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