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fountain of knowledge
>> >1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman
>> >make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, >> >which make hair shiny and skin smooth. >> > >> >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering >> >dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced >> >cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. >> > >> >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that >> >romantic dinner. >> > >> >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and >> >tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more >> >enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special >> >sneakers! >> > >> >5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body >> >endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria >> >andleaving you with a feeling of well-being. >> > >> >6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually >> >active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called >> >pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! >> > >> >7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE >> >EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. >> > >> >8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages >> >saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of >> >the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. >> > >> >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release >> >the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. >> > >> >10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national >> >antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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and as for the topic, it looks like I'm screwed.
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Serotonin. That's the neurotransmitter that can cause headaches at orgasm. Clearly also prior to orgasm, at least for ci5ic
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Attention AF ladies, my door is open and I await your arrivals.:hehe::hehe: AF Disclaimer: *Offer not applicable to married or taken housewives or girlfriends.*
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