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Old 09-23-2002, 05:58 PM
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>> >1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman
>> >make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
>> >which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
>> >
>> >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
>> >dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
>> >cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
>> >
>> >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
>> >romantic dinner.
>> >
>> >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
>> >tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
>> >enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
>> >sneakers!
>> >
>> >5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body
>> >endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
>> >andleaving you with a feeling of well-being.
>> >
>> >6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
>> >active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
>> >pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>> >
>> >7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
>> >EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
>> >
>> >8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
>> >saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
>> >the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>> >
>> >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
>> >the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>> >
>> >10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national
>> >antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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>> >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
Well there goes that excuse then! :silly2: :angel:
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Well there goes that excuse then! :silly2: :angel:
yeah I found that out a wile ago. Actual reason is that the blood leaves the brain to fill other 'parts', therefore reducing the headache.

and as for the topic, it looks like I'm screwed.
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and as for the topic, it looks like I'm screwed.
Rotflmao. Sorry but that just goes with the thread topic so well. :hehehe: :hehehe:
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Rotflmao. Sorry but that just goes with the thread topic so well. :hehehe: :hehehe:
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>> >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
>> >the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
I don't agree. I have found that at certain times, if I have a headache, if I become.... ahem... aroused.... It actually heightens the pain of the headache to a point that I cannot concentrate on anything else. And it seems that the more... excited... I become, the more it hurts.
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I don't agree. I have found that at certain times, if I have a headache, if I become.... ahem... aroused.... It actually heightens the pain of the headache to a point that I cannot concentrate on anything else. And it seems that the more... excited... I become, the more it hurts.
Sounds like the good old headache excuse is back in then. :silly2:
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Serotonin. That's the neurotransmitter that can cause headaches at orgasm. Clearly also prior to orgasm, at least for ci5ic
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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