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Old 08-28-2001, 03:41 PM
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Doggy Style

Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style."

"Doggy style? Did she go for it?"

"I'll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead."













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I think you could have done better then that.. *LOL*
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:silly2: well I think its funny.
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I expected more leg-humping.
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well ....I dunno either to close this thread or to laugh at it .


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....DOES IT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE :finger: :finger: ...j/k
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where's that picture of the Monkey Humping the Robot? That's funny.
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where's that picture of the Monkey Humping the Robot? That's funny.

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That's the one!!!!!! LOL. Is that some kind of Test that is Monkey Realetd or Something? it's hilarious.
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Re: Doggy Style

Well seriously speaking apart from that joke, performing sex doggy style after a certain age can certainly have a telling effect, as I found out. I am in my mid fifties but both me and my wife have the same old flame for sex as it used to be years ago. That time we almost perfected each and every sex style or position, but that day we tried doggy and after a little while we both were dead, as I was in no position to beg, I became so fatigued after the initial few minutes!
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Re: Doggy Style

jesus christ, this thread is older than my pc and my pc doesn't even has usb 2.0 on it.
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