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Memo from God.
MEMO FROM GOD
To: YOU Date: TODAY From: THE BOSS Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now. If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return. Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the pportunity to take that walk. Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine. Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity. Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them! When you think you have it bad, their is someone out their that wishes he or she had it as good as you do. Be nice to everyone, because everybody is wrestling with their own personal "giants". FORGIVE AND FORGET. A grudge is like a termite in your soul. Remember life is very short. The next life is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, LONG. Somtimes our "big" problems are actually small ones.
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You should probably post this in that "Is suicide a crime" thread in philosophizing! It's good though Darkness! I get these in my e-mail all the time......maybe posting it will actually make people read it!
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yea i did altho i didn't laugh i am now depressed cuz i am out of work ! !
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Could I be god?????
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Anyone who contributes some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ towards a new server will most certainly be the new AF God Wuff wuff............gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .................. |
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Seriously though, how can one put some money???
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Although Igor has a paypal account, ask one of the veteran members they caould lead you on from there :finger: :finger: :finger: |
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j/knot.
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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