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Old 07-18-2002, 03:00 PM
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God Joke

God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
"Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter.
"No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God.
"Well, how about Mercury?"
"No, it's too hot there."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "What about Earth?"
"No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it."













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Thank you Yogs, that just hit the top of the joke list for my day
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Way to go Yogs! That was really funny!
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Yogs...

Bad, bad, bad. :hehe: bad.
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ROFL:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

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Buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

That was a good one!!!!

Great Yogs!!!
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