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#1
07-07-2002, 06:18 PM
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Another Joke
One day, three men were hiking and
unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, and then walked across the bridge. 
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#2
07-07-2002, 07:07 PM
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oh haha.
I'm surprised the woman then didn't start complaining that hiking boots hurt her feet or how dirty the forest was. 
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07-07-2002, 07:48 PM
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Yeah that's a good one, but I heard it with three blondes.
Three blondes where stuck on an island and they wanted to get off. Well, they found a Magic Lamp and the genie said he'd grant eacxh one of them a wish. The first one said I wish I was smart enough to figure how to get off this island. The genie turned her into a red head and she swam off. The second one said I wished I was smarted than her and find a way off. The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and paddle to shore. The third one said that she wich she was smarter then all of them and wanted to find a way off. The genie turned her into a boy and she walked over the bridge.
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07-07-2002, 10:47 PM
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haha lol thats a good one curious hehe
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#5
07-07-2002, 11:30 PM
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Quote:
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07-08-2002, 12:34 PM
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lol ya damien's is funnier lol hehe
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07-08-2002, 02:43 PM
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hahahahah, second is sooo true
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07-08-2002, 03:02 PM
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07-08-2002, 04:48 PM
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Second joke.
The Panda believes the second joke to be the Truth!!! :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: 
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