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#1
05-07-2003, 09:40 PM
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Just another joke...
Here is another joke. I thought it was pretty funny...
These guys are lost in the woods and they are really hungry. They see a cabin and knock on the door. They are let in, and there is this really fat and horribly ugly woman. The men tell her about their hunger, and she tells them they are welcome to eat anything if one of them has sex with her. The first man says 'no way!', the second also says no. The third one decides to sacrifice himself and go for it. They go into a small room and the woman takes off her clothes. When the man sees the woman naked, he decides that there is no way that he is going to stick his thing in there... So he asks the lady to put a paper bag on her head. She hesitantly agrees and puts on a bag. The man looks around for something to use. He sees a pile of corn, and he grabs one and start going at it. As each piece of corn started to get too soft, he threw them out the door. The women is finally satisfied and they go back into the other room. Both men are laughing. The man asks them what they are laughing about. They say, 'While you were in there banging that thing, we were out here eating buttered corn.' Last edited by SuPeRcAr_MaN; 05-08-2003 at 09:30 PM. 
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05-07-2003, 10:01 PM
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hahahahaha.....that's sick, but it's funny
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05-08-2003, 12:15 AM
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SHIVERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!
BTW, the buttered part, *UBER SHIVER*!!!!!!!!!! Later!
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05-08-2003, 11:44 AM
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:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: YUCK
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#6
05-08-2003, 12:45 PM
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dude !!! I think I taste my breakfast coming up !!! funny tho
LMAOBLARGHHHH!!!! mmmmm BACON !!!
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05-08-2003, 01:45 PM
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Am I the only one who suddenly has a craving for corn?:finger:
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05-08-2003, 03:11 PM
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thats just wrong LMAO :apuke: :apuke:
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05-08-2003, 04:33 PM
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Got another one...
There is these three guys lost and broke and they need a place to stay overnight. They find a little cabin with a nice elderly woman living there. She says the three men can stay, but she only has one extra bed, so they have to sleep together. She wakes them up early the next morning to do a couple chores for her in exchange for their stay. She wakes up one of the guys on the end. She asked him how he slept. He said good, but he had a dream that he was getting a hand job. So she goes and wakes up the guy on the other end of the bad and he too had the dream. She wakes up the guy in the middle and asks him how he slept. He replies, 'Good, but I had a weird dream that I was skiing.'
Last edited by SuPeRcAr_MaN; 05-08-2003 at 09:29 PM.
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05-08-2003, 09:28 PM
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Thank you for the 2nd grade English lesson. I was typing fast, or at least trying to, and I messed up. So sorry...
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but funny
