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Another Joke from........................
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman & their wives are out playing golf...
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear." Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have nae knickers?" She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any." The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit! The Panda has to post all of ............. jokes!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:
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Just what are you implying??
I can post jokes - i'm just unsure how they will be received - you know - being new at this an all :angel: |
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Hahahaha you’re a sick Panda! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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BAD PANDA!!!
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lololol thats soo fnny Panda the scotish guy is coo
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ha ha ha :hehe: :hehe: another good un......
the Panda isn't sick, he's just a messanger
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The Panda know's curious is a BAD, BAD Girl!!! :angel: :evillaugh
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... ----------------------------------------------- Life!!!! I've Seen It And Its Rubbish !!!!! ------------ "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."
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Hmmmm
Curious knows Panda is one sick bear
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i'm beginning to get curious about curious
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The Panda know's curious is a BAD, BAD Girl!!! :angel: :evillaugh
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... ----------------------------------------------- Life!!!! I've Seen It And Its Rubbish !!!!! ------------ "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."
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