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Old 06-24-2002, 09:28 PM
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Another Joke from........................

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman & their wives are out playing golf...

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to
place
her
ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy
any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake
of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt
blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's
20
pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over
her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
"Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have nae knickers?"
She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be
able to
afford any."
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency
here's a
comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!


The Panda has to post all of ............. jokes!!!
:hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:
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Old 06-24-2002, 09:31 PM
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Just what are you implying??
I can post jokes - i'm just unsure how they will be received - you know - being new at this an all :angel:
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Hahahaha you’re a sick Panda! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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Just what are you implying??
I can post jokes - i'm just unsure how they will be received - you know - being new at this an all :angel:
I wouldn’t worry about that. We’re a sick lot in here!
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BAD PANDA!!!
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lololol thats soo fnny Panda the scotish guy is coo
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ha ha ha :hehe: :hehe: another good un......

the Panda isn't sick, he's just a messanger
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ha ha ha :hehe: :hehe: another good un......

the Panda isn't sick, he's just a messanger
Why thank you, thank you very much.

The Panda know's curious is a BAD, BAD Girl!!!
:angel: :evillaugh
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Hmmmm
Curious knows Panda is one sick bear
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Why thank you, thank you very much.

The Panda know's curious is a BAD, BAD Girl!!!

i'm beginning to get curious about curious
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i'm beginning to get curious about curious
Be careful!!!!

The Panda know's curious is a BAD, BAD Girl!!!
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