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Old 07-01-2002, 06:24 PM
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Cannibals ! hehe hehe

> FIVE CANNIBALS
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> Cannibals are hired as scientists in a large manufacturing company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team
now.You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees."
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> The cannibals promise to be good.
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> Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals
all shake their heads no.
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> After the boss leaves, the cannibal leader asks, "Which of you idiots
ate the janitor?" A hand rises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating supervisors,
Team Leaders, and Project Managers and no one noticed anything,

and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
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Old 07-02-2002, 03:31 AM
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too true

Nice one Ragt
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Old 07-02-2002, 04:10 AM
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


I could use a few of those canibals at work!
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Old 07-02-2002, 08:16 AM
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Could you please send them my way?
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hehe lol thats a good one no one cares bout anyone but the janitor
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Old 07-05-2002, 02:16 AM
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Heard it......nut it was based on the military.

The cannibals at differnet officers but messed up by eating a chief.

Still funny though!
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Hehe, good one man!
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