cannibal joke

[taranaki]

Dan Rather, Jesse Jackson, Cokie Roberts from National Public Radio and an
Israeli soldier were hiking through the jungle one day when they were
captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led to the village and brought
before the chief. The chief said, "I am familiar with your western custom
of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you
have any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot,
spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with
the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is my work
on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're
listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in peace."

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the end."
The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy." The chief
said, "And, Mr. Israeli soldier, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the ass." said the Israeli.

"What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass." insisted the Israeli.

So the chief untied the soldier, shoved him into the open, and kicked him
in the ass. The Israeli went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a
9mm pistol from his waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his uzi, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were all dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Israeli was untying the others, they each asked him, "Why didn't you
just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

"What!?" said the Israeli, "And have you fuckers call ME the aggressor?!?"

[blitzgsr97]

[Marc04]

thats pretty good

[Sean]

god damn, that one made me laugh out loud

[Toksin]

[Oz]

[tonioseven]

Originally posted by Toksin

[TheNotoriousMogg]

I liked that Naki...it was a good one

[slave]

Thats very funny.. he he, He threw a rock at me, Where's my tank??

[207010]

ha ha ha ha ha

[Jonno]

[drklver]

[YogsVR4]

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