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Old 12-13-2000, 12:57 PM
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Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal

Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO

Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Very Weird

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hehehe..
how about this one:
BMW
Buy My Wife [because I want another BMW but don't have money]
I just made it up!
I know, it's stupid.
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Thats too funny,,made my day!
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CHEVROLET
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle Relies On Luck Every Time

HONDA
How Odd, No Damned Acceleration

<-----MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

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88 RX-7 GXL 85 RX-7 GS
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NISSAN FOREVER


BMW - Black Man's Wheels

PONTIAC -
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadallic


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Whenever I come up on a car with BMW, I thought it meant Blocking My Way.....
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How about this...

AZTEK
Always a big stupid looking pile of drunken dog $hit designed by blind, stupid, cavemen.

Wait, no, that's AABSLPODD$DBBSC. Sorry. I like it though.
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Talking laughing my silly ass off...
Oh dude!! These are #%*$in' awesome!!!
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Cool ford
How about this for Ford.

F*cked-Up Rebuilt Dodge!

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Ford
F6cked On Race Day


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Or Ferrari.....

Finely
Engineered
Race
Ready
Automobile
Rarely
Intimidated
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FERRARI
Fabulous Engined Red Rocket Always Rules Interstates.
LAMBORGHINI (If you can some up with a better one, i'd like to hear it)
Large Auto Mad Bull Origin Rocketing Gas Heap In Neutral Idling (?!)
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Re: ford
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Originally posted by SledgehammerVette
How about this for Ford.

F*cked-Up Rebuilt Dodge!
Well, that's okay...but it's not an acronymn...
how about
F'd over rebuilt dodge?
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SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwords
BMW: Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women (but)
Broke My Wallet

I hade more, if I find them, I will post them
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Nissan:

Nice Ingenius Sweet Sounding Accelerating Non-sense
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