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Acronyms for automobile brands
ACURA: - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AMC: - All Makes Combined
- A Major Cost
- A Mutated Car
- A Morons Car
- Another Major Catastrophe
- A Man's Car
- A Miss Conception
- All Muscle Car
- All Most Car
- Annoying Mechanics Constantly
- Automotive Mental Cruelty
AUDI: - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
- Automobile Under Demonic Influence
- Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
- Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW: - Big Money Works
- Bought My Wife
- Brutal Money Waster
- Break My Window
- Break My Windshield
- Babbling Mechanical Wench
- Beastly Monstrous Wonder
- Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Barely Moving Wreck
- Big Money Waste
- Big Money. Why?
- Big Money Works
- Born Moderately Wealthy
- Breaks Most Wrenches
- Bring Many Wrenches
- Brings Me Women
- Brings More Women
- Broken Money Waster
- Broke My Wallet
- Broken Monstrous Wonder
- Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
- Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
- Bavarian Manure Wagon
BUICK: - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Camaro: - Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
- Can't America Make A Real One?
- Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
- Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
CHEVROLET: - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
- Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
- Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE: - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- Dead Old Dog Going East
- Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
- Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
- Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
- Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
FIAT: - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
- Fix It Again, Tony
- Fix It All the Time
- Found In A Toilet
- Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD: - Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road Dead
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- First On Race Day
- First On Recall Day
- Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- Fails On Rainy Days
- Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
- Fault Of R&D
- Finally Obsolete Racing Device
- Fireball On Rear Denting
- First On Road to Dump
- First On Rust and Deterioration
- Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
- Flipping Over Results in Death
- Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
- Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
- Foot On Road Decelerates
- Forced On Reluctant Drivers
- Formed Of Rejected DNA
- Forwarded Once; Return Denied
- Forward Only; Reverse Defective
- Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- Fork Over Repair Dough
- Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
- Free Or Reduced Drastically
- Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
- Funny Old Rattling Dump
- Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
- Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
- Found Out-Right Dangerous
- Future Of Racings Delight
- (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
- (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
- LTD:
- Lacks Total Dependability
- Lots To Do
- Looses Transmissions Daily
GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
GM: - General Maintenance
- Great Mistake
- Garbage Motors
- Generally Miserable
- Grossly Misconceived
- Gluteus Maximus
- Good Money
- Goofy's Manufacturing
- Gone Mental
GMC: - Grief & Misery Combined
- Garage Man's Companion
- Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- Generally Mediocre Cars
- Get More Chicks
- Gets Mechanics Crazy
- Gods Mechanical Curse
- Got More Crap
- Great Mountain Climber
- Great Motor Car
- God Made Chevy
- Good Moron Car
- Got Mine Cheap
- Get My Checkbook
- Gone Mad Corp.
GTO: - Gas, Tires, Oil
- Get Tools Out
- Get To Onramp
- Good To Own
- Get The Others
- Generally Trashed Out
- Good Time Out
- Gone To Overdrive
HONDA: - Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
- Had One Never Did Again
- Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
- Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
- How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
- PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP: - Just Eats Every Part
- Just Empty Every Pocket
- Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
- Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
- Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
KIA: - Kick It Around
- Kick It Again
- Killed In Action
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG: - Money Guzzler
- Mostly Garaged
- Major Goof
- MGB: Might Go Backwards
- MGB: Might Go, But . . .
- MGB: Motor Going Bad
- MGF: Might Go Forward
MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
- Most Often Passed At Races
- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- Move Over People Are Racing
- Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
- My Old Pig Ain't Running
- My Only Problems Are Repairs
- Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
- More Often Parts Are Replaced
MUSTANG: - Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
- Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
- Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
OLDSMOBILE: - Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO: - Put In Nickel To Operate
- Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- Put In New Transmission Often
- Pushed In Neutral Too Often
PONTIAC: - Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
- Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE: - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
- Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
SAAB: - Send Another Automobile Back
- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
- Sad Attempt At Beauty
- Sorry Auto, Always Broken
- Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
- The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH: - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
- Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TR: Tools Required
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Vintage Wreck Virtually Worthless
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