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04-13-2004, 01:55 PM
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Bad knock-knock jokes...
Knock, knock
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who? Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So… You want to use my toilet? Yeah? Go right ahead. Got anything to read? Just the crossword. You finished it. Sorry? Hold my scythe. Hey! Don’t forget to light a match. Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who Don’t get so upset, crybaby! What? Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” You’re a real idiot. Knock, knock Who’s there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay.  
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#2
04-13-2004, 01:58 PM
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Re: Bad knock-knock jokes...
Knock, Knock
Come in.
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04-13-2004, 07:14 PM
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Re: Bad knock-knock jokes...
knock knock
whos there interrupting cow interrupting co--- MOOO
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04-13-2004, 07:49 PM
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Re: Re: Bad knock-knock jokes...
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04-13-2004, 08:41 PM
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Re: Bad knock-knock jokes...
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*I AM NOT DEAD YET* The REAL King of Space Angels banished from Heaven have no choice but to become demons... And you will shed tears of scarlet... Close this world...txEn eht nepO This is what happens when you are skilled... you become isolated and arrogant.
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04-15-2004, 03:02 PM
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Re: Re: Bad knock-knock jokes...
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