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06-04-2005, 06:08 PM
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1000th post = 1000 knock knock jokes
No not really.
For my 1000th post I'm going to tell the two funniest jokes I think I've ever heard in my life. Two elephants were taking a shower together. One dropped his bar of soap and asked the other to get it. The other elephant replied, "what do I look like, a type writer?" Two camels were walking through the desert. One turned to the other and asked, "why do we have humps on our backs?" The other camel said, "I don't know let me check my radar."  
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-04-2005, 06:39 PM
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-04-2005, 10:23 PM
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Re: 1000th post = 1000 knock knock jokes
wtf
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06-04-2005, 11:44 PM
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Re: 1000th post = 1000 knock knock jokes
wtf ???
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06-04-2005, 11:47 PM
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Hmm...those were almost as bad as my grandma's favorite joke, which is what they reminded me of.
Two hippos are standing knee-deep in mud. One looks at the other and says, "It sure doesn't feel like a Thursday afternoon."  Beats the hell out of me.
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06-04-2005, 11:51 PM
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Damn these complicated jokes.
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06-04-2005, 11:56 PM
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Re: 1000th post = 1000 knock knock jokes
Alright, and your total comes to six dollars and fifty cents. On card? Alright. If you could just sign here. Thank you, and here is your card and receipt. Enjoy your show.
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06-05-2005, 03:26 AM
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Re: 1000th post = 1000 knock knock jokes
......yeah......about that.
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06-05-2005, 08:08 AM
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I'm going to use that one next time.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-05-2005, 08:29 AM
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Why did the kid fall off his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was duct taped to the monkey... 
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06-05-2005, 08:49 AM
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I can just picture this in my head and it's killing me!
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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06-05-2005, 09:33 AM
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Imagine how much I was laughing when I first heard it.
I was with a few mates having a couple of drinks, and everything was went silent for a second, and one of them breaks the silence with "Why did the kid fall...."
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