Prison vs. work...

[tonioseven]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit

more clear:





IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.



IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.



IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for

yourself.



IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.



IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.



IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they

deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside

bars.



IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called supervisors.



So why is it again that we work??

[mycivic]

Good one.

[YogsVR4]

For that reason a dozen or so employees here have a yahoo group called "BetterThenJail"

[Steel]

IN PRISON: You get cornholed.

AT WORK: You don't.

I think that's enough for me to stick with work

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by Steel

IN PRISON: You get cornholed.

AT WORK: You don't.

I think that's enough for me to stick with work

[Damien]

I've seen some but I'm with Steel!

[D[X]P]

nice one tonio