being in prison better then being at work!

[ragt20]

Very interesting....

> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
> AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to
> pay for it
> yourself.
>
> IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
> AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.
>
> IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
> AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock
> open all the
> doors yourself.
>
> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK.....you have to share.
>
> IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.
>
> IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
> AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
> then they
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the
> bars from the
> inside wanting to get out.
> AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out
> and go inside
> bars.

[89ssgti]

so true

[YogsVR4]

The only thing that I can say is that in the Real world - dropping your soap isn't considered dangerous.

[ragt20]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
The only thing that I can say is that in the Real world - dropping your soap isn't considered dangerous.

rofl :hehehe: :hehehe: so true again

[CivicEx95]

IN PRISON...You get raped in the ass
AT WORK...You dont

thats my one argument for liking work more

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by ragt20
> IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the
> bars from the
> inside wanting to get out.
> AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out
> and go inside bars.

Yes, yes, yes! A truer word was never spoken!

[SiRedge]

AT WORK: At the end of the day you can go home your lady (if you're lucky enough to have one )
IN PRISON: At the end of the day you go back to your randy gay cellmate.

I think I'll stick with work :finger4:

Originally posted by CivicEx95
IN PRISON...You get raped in the ass
AT WORK...You dont

thats my one argument for liking work more

AT WORK...Your boss rides your ass all day
IN PRISON...Your boss rides your ass all day. Literally.

AT WORK...You don't want to piss off the wrong people. It will get you a bad rap
IN PRISON...You don't want to piss off the wrong people. It will get you a bad rape.