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Old 03-14-2004, 04:42 PM
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Good Night!
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

You've just read my final joke. Thanks to whatever stupid reason, I'm finished. You can all go back to your normal threads now. Take care.
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Old 03-14-2004, 04:50 PM
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Wait.. what.. NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
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Old 03-14-2004, 04:59 PM
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tonio, we love you. dont let some inane people turn you away. some of us need you, i really like to laugh. some people just shouldnt say anything-respond to your posts.
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tonio, wait yer the king man. dont stop with the jokes!
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NOOO ur jokes brighten my day up!!!
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see what people are saying? we (most) of us like you. similar posts are to follow. we dont want this to stop. if you want me to get technical i will.
serotonin is realeased through laughter and joy-being happy. the production and releasing of serotonin is extremely important for a healthy life-style.
your posts make me laugh. therefore, i will live a happier and healthier life.
-in the end, your unselfishness and great personality will make myself and others like me actually live longer.

how can you say no to that?!
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I find myself a little embarrassed to admit this, but one of the first things i do upon logging on to AF is check for a new set of jokes by toni...
Everyone may be a critic, but not every critic speaks for everyone.
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Right with ya Matada. I remeber when I used to log on for Panda's or Ci5ic's posts..more Panda's but none the less, Tonio has replaced them rather well and it help to brighten that day. In fatc I coy a lot of Tonio's jokes and post them on my site and others (also advertisisng AF to see more great jokes!)
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I find myself a little embarrassed to admit this, but one of the first things i do upon logging on to AF is check for a new set of jokes by toni...
Everyone may be a critic, but not every critic speaks for everyone.
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Damien is banned for a day. Post on Tonio!


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Dude he said he was just kidding
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oh, c'mon tonio, you can't just leave us stranded like this. please don't stop
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i love oz as well. i look up and see "banned" under damien's username, laugh, and then i look down at oz's sig and laugh even harder.
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So u can get banned for a day, week, month so i heard

is there a permanent ban?(stupid question lol)
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