Operation Oh Sh!t, Sorry Liz!

[zebrathree]

Right, so me and my mate, his brother and his sister are cruising the mean streets of Wellidelphia tonight. We have with us 2x Berretas and 1x USP P8 (BBs). We had them there because I was showing my mate them previously that day.

We had just gone to see Stuck On You, which was really rather good.

Cruising around in the mufti car, AKA the rolling armoury, my mate comes up with a plan. And quite a good plan.

"Lets do a raid on Liz's house." Liz is another sister of my mates'.

Sure we think, thats a cool idea.

So we park up in the street which had previously been used for surveillence of said house for reasons outside this thread.

We take the mags out of the weapons. Then we devise a cunning plan.


So my mates sister phones Liz on her cell.

"I'm outside your house, let me in?"

At this point, my mates, his bro and I are stacked down the sides of the door. I am not packing heat as I am the guy that goes "Cuff em, boys!"

The pieces are concealed at this point. They would not be presented until inside the dwelling.

So Liz comes down turns on the outside light, which startles us, as it shilouettes us against the window. If she had looked at the window she would have seen three outlines and my buttcheeks against the window.

Errr, clothed buttchecks that is.

She opens the door...and all hell breaks loose! My mate storms past Liz after "neutralising" her, and storms up the stairs. It is a three level apartment with the door on the bottom, lounge on 2, then bedroom on 3. My mate is yelling like a man possesed, it sounded quite good; just like a raid should sound. I hate to think what the neighbours thought.

I also storm past Liz without even looking at her. I mean, my mate dealt with her on the way in.

My mate and his bro storm up the stairs to the bedroom and "neutralise" Mike upstairs. I decide discresion is the better part of valour and yell up the stairs "Cuff em boys!"

Just then I notice Liz has come up the stairs to the lounge/kitchen thing.

I then notice Liz has a blanket rushed hurriedly around her.

Slowly, the dawn of realisation breaks first light.

Oh, shit, they were having a root!

Mike comes down the stairs sheepishly, covering his privates with a cunningly located pillow.

It was at this point I noticed the evidence around me. On the floor in the lounge were discarded bras, undies and assorted paraphanalia.

This couldn't be good.

Funnily enough though, Liz was real cool about it. She offered us beer, while still standing there in the blanket.

So it was good. The Armed Offenders Squad didn't turn up, which was nice; and my mates bro got free beer.

And that's the end of that. Another successful mission for Wellington Vice.


After Action Report:

House raided with use of distraction device. Stacking up and door entry needs work.

Need flexicuffs next time.

Man hours

4x Vice Squad x .5 hours= 2 man hours.

Next stop, Toskins.

PS If I had a sister and she phoned in the middle of a root, I would tell her to fuck off!

PPS I thought this was funny. Others may too. I don't care if you don't!

[Cl0ak]

Haha you should have arrested "mike" for indecent exposure.

[ac427cpe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA that's quite possibly the funniest thing i've heard all week!
hahahahah TOSKIN's is next

[YogsVR4]

You have a strange sense of whats funny.

[taranaki]

Is this 'law enforcement humour?"

If so,I don't want to know where your baton has been.

[Damien]

Cut him a break Mr. T...that's actaully good! lol

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by Damien

Cut him a break Mr. T...that's actaully good! lol

nah....no malice intended,just a local news reference

[Toksin]

Speaking of my place Zeb, still dropping round tonight?

[Amish_kid]

1,2,3,4 Mods posted in this thread and still obviously never picked up on something.

[Toksin]

We saw it, we're just leaving it alone

[D[X]P]

Originally Posted by ac427cpe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA that's quite possibly the funniest thing i've heard all week!
hahahahah TOSKIN's is next

HAHA yes

[oldbluecelica]

hahaha thats awesome!

[zebrathree]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Speaking of my place Zeb, still dropping round tonight?

Aye, and with guns!

No 23?

I know the street name, just the number eludes me.

T, the baton has been many many places, however confidentiality forbids me disclosing who, how and where.

[zebrathree]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

You have a strange sense of whats funny.

That is correct.

[HogieGT-R]

boy am i glad that nobody does that with me where i live...hell i'd be pissed if my friends did that 2 me while i was doing the deed