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since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.
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Mischief. Mayhem.
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I think I'm going to go kill myself...
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Re: soap
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since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.
keep that to you'er self!!!!
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LOL....omg thats sad
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its actually quite witty. i told you guys it was bad...but, hey i made it up my self.
feel free to post your own made-up jokes.
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its actually quite witty. i told you guys it was bad...but, hey i made it up my self.
feel free to post your own made-up jokes.
well since you made it up you'er self ill take the slap back. but it still pretty bad.
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Here's one I made-up.

What did the gay janitor with the broomstick do when he found out he had hemorrhoids?




























He flew off the handle...
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Oh, I have a good one that I made up.

What the chinese man said when he saw his newborn baby: "Damn, its a girl."



What the russian man said when he saw his newborn baby: "Damn, its alive."
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I feel stupider just for reading this joke...
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Re: soap
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since we are posting bad jokes here, i guess i will submit one from the ol' noggin. yes, i made this up my self...

what did the soap say to the washcloth when the washcloth accused the soap of telling a fib?

lye's apart of me.

How is this joke like every word that has come out of George Dubbya's mouth?









i dont get it
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Here's one I made-up.

What did the gay janitor with the broomstick do when he found out he had hemorrhoids?





He flew off the handle...
I liked that one, not sure why....but I did
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Okay, my turn...

What did one orange say to the other one?











nothing you idiot, oranges can't talk!!! t:
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