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02-03-2004, 03:41 AM
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Joke
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,cursing,crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again"
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02-03-2004, 03:50 AM
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Nice Grant...Real Nice
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02-03-2004, 04:36 AM
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Re: Joke
Good one.
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02-03-2004, 04:37 AM
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 Holy shit that was funny. About time wifey and I have a girl, eh?
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02-03-2004, 09:34 AM
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 Didn’t see that coming, good one.
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02-03-2004, 10:12 AM
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Re: Joke
Leave it to Oz to find a joke like that one.
 
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#11
02-03-2004, 04:27 PM
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Re: Joke
umm..... wow
all i can say is, oz, yer a genious
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02-03-2004, 04:37 PM
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Funny one Oz.
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