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Old 02-22-2001, 09:59 AM
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For Skoda (or any other car you want)
Q: How do you double the value of a Skoda?
A: Fill it up with gas

Q: What do you call a convertable (or sunroof equipped) SKoda?
A: A Trash can

Q: Why do Skoda's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you push it

I have more, and will post them latter
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Old 02-22-2001, 11:06 AM
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What is on the back page of every Skoda owners handbook?

A bus time-table.
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Old 11-26-2001, 12:38 AM
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The previous owner of the Yugo I once had, did stick a Stagecoach timetable on the bacK!!!!!!
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Maybe if I knew what a Skoda looked like, I would get it.
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hnahaha lol lol thats damn funny man good one
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yea goooooood jokes .

here is one (not so funny): What happens when you enter your skoda?

it breaks down.... :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
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Maybe if I knew what a Skoda looked like, I would get it.
Heres a Skoda
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Blue spinny car
Hey Ran, where did you get that cool blue spinny car?
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Hey Ran, where did you get that cool blue spinny car?
right click.....select properties....read
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Angry Hey!
This is what a Modern Skoda Looks like!

See Atatchments

Since about 94'-95' Skoda Auto Have been owned By Volkswagen and are sooo much better than they were. I think it's really unfair to show old pictures of skoda's to people who don't have them in their country. The Modern ones are Fabulous. Mine Has sat nav, A/C, Traction, Cruise e.t.c plus there are some very sporty models avaliable too.

Yes they were quite frankly "£$%£" But now are greatly better. Things can change. Mine has parts from Audi and Daimler which are owned By VW.
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Do you know where the best place is to park your Skoda?

On top of a hill so it's easier to start pushing!
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These are some great jokes.
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