hyundai accent vs. pidgeon

[uk_zak]

of first of all, its a real pidgeon. the one with wings and feathers and the likes, not an absurd model of car :P. anyway. this morning i was on my way to heathrow airport running late. just before i hit the motorway i was going quite fast. i was on this flyover going on to the motorway. at first i didnt see it, but there was a pidgeon flying infront of me and it was flying dangerously low. all the pent up anger inside me inspired me to do one thing and one thing only. to catch that flying bastard in midair and make him an example to all his fellow feathered divebombers that have made a habit of crapping on my car about twice a week. anyway. i was really close and doing about 80 or 90 and KAPOW! pidgeon hits the front of the car and somehow miraculously manages to get outta the way in one piece. that was after i have relieved it of about half its feathers. now i am generally happy for getting my own back, i have pidgeon feathers in my intake and all over my radiator, but no pidgeon has dared to crap on my car today.

me =1 pidgeon =0

[carrrnuttt]

I hope nobody from PETA sees this...

[Max Boost]

Awesome...

[luxuriouslyloudz]

And you know why no other pigeon has crapped on your car yet.......
The one you offended happened to call a meeting with all other pigeons in the surrounding area.....oh yes,its coming
Bombadeers=Pigeon clan
Hiroshima=Your car

You are in my prayers, for your hour of reckoning is upon you.....

[uk_zak]

well, day 2 now. still going strong. still got some feathers in my radiator and up in the air filter. need to clean that out soon. if they dare to retaliate ill mount stingers on my hood and in the boot. gonna come in handy when i get harrassed by ricers or police too

[Partizan]

So the lesson kids is, if something bothers you, try and ram it with your car.

[flylwsi]

http://www.classiczcars.com/photopos...FinalBird.mpeg

this is kinda your post, but with a video.
awesome.


partizan, i *think* he was jokin...

[uk_zak]

hahahahahaha, you *THINK* i was joking?
belive me, im not. that pidgeon bastard got what it deserved. if i get another chance to hit it, ill make sure im going much faster

[Partizan]

Thanks but I was being sarcastic... I really don't suggest anyone running things over with their car... might damage the body of the car...=)