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Old 12-18-2001, 03:39 PM
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Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)

1- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3- How about never? Is never good for you?

4- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10- Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13- I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

14- Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

16- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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Old 12-18-2001, 03:47 PM
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19. Doebo aint no roebo
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20. Are those real??
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Old 12-18-2001, 04:33 PM
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*lol*

I plan on using:

2- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Old 12-18-2001, 04:36 PM
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Old 12-18-2001, 04:42 PM
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20. Are those real??
that should be number 1
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Old 12-18-2001, 06:07 PM
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Please don't interpret my staying awake as enthusiasm.

Thank you for your kind letter,but I am not short of toilet paper.

Can you send me that in an e-mail?they're so much easier to ignore.

Talk to the finger, the ears ain't listening

Are you stoned or just plain stupid?


Do you know the one about sex and travel?well do it then.
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LOL!!! Im gonna use all of these!!!
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that should be number 1
It really should be number 1.
The other ones are good too.
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Old 12-19-2001, 01:40 AM
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LOL!!! Im gonna use all of these!!!
and 20 protection orders later, you will wish you hadn't
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