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Old 12-17-2001, 02:49 PM
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How the Angel got there.

It was a very stressful Christmas Eve for Santa. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainees couldn't do the work right. Then Mrs. Claus says that her mother is coming for a visit, stressing Santa even more. He then checks on his reindeer. Three are about to give birth, and two runs off to who knows where. Santa then decides to get coffee and whiskey. The elves had hit the liquor cabinet already and emptied it. Then the doorbell rings, and Santa cusses on the way to the door. There's this little angel carrying a big Christmas tree. She asks, "Hey fat man, where would you like me to put this tree?"

And that is the story of how the little angel got to be on top of the Christmas tree.













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You know you're AF's comedian, Yogs, but you have definately posted better ones...

I will be waiting for more, though!
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Egads, what a tough crowd. I need to ask for a raise.....













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Hehe I like it Yogs! (although at first I thought it was gonna be a smart ass comment about my new signature! :hehehe: )
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I find it amusing.
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I thought it was cute

Well it still made me laugh :hehe:
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