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Smoke Rings

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said,

"One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"













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A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"

The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"

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So this guy walks into a bar
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Re: Smoke Rings

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Originally posted by YogsVR4
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said,

"One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
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:huh:

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Damnit, how come I never get jokes?
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indian... smoke signals... get it?!
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Oh. I guess.
Native americans - you have tribes in Canada too. How is it you dont know about smoke signals?













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So this guy walks into a bar

yeah, so this dyslexic man walks into a bra.......

a seal walked into a club........
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