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11-05-2003, 07:10 PM
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what would you do?
about a month ago someone vandalized my car... kicked in the side rear quarter panel. I found out who it was about a week ago but no luck with getting his friends to talk to the police about it. So now im trying to decide what to do about this. I have a civic and he doesnt like hondas, so he decided to kick mine in. That was his only motive... he has an old VW rabbit that he drives around. I also know where his house is, down the street from mine. I dont even talk to this asshole hes just a bitch. so im asking what would you do? i mean im not just gonna let this happen or he will continue to do stuff like this to my car(there are some smaller dents in the hood i think he also did). Im basically down to these options i think: either kicking his ass, or kicking his cars ass... what would you do?
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11-05-2003, 07:14 PM
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11-05-2003, 07:33 PM
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OMG, I am so sorry man. I hate people who pull shit like that. I mean damn, a man's car is sacred. You just dont do crap like that. Now I would first goto the police, however, if they can not do anything about it and that kid wont confess and give up his friend then I would take matters into my own hands. I would first put bologna on his car (about 1 lb. should do) and leave it there over night, the acidic properties from the bologna eats right through paint that would give him a nice POKA-DOTTED car. Also, slashing tires is always a method. First, take the caps off the tire. Then, using the tip of a fairly large knife, press in on the metal piece and let the air out slowly until almost flat...THEN you put the knife into the actual tire. This allows the car to be gradually let down and you dont get a loud noise (no car alarm goes off / no one is attracted to a loud noise). This is just what I would do (then again I have a very short fuse when it comes to stuff like this). Oh yah, one more thing, ABOVE ALL, do not leave anything that would incriminate you (i.e. - wear gloves, and dont be seen). Hope the cops can help you out first though....
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11-05-2003, 07:42 PM
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Well, you should do it the 2strokebloke way, with pranks and such. If you don't want to cause any harm except for frustration, pull his sparkplug wires loose, but leave them on the sparkplugs so it doesn't look like they're loose, or you can remove the lead to the starter solenoid, so he can't start his engine. These two won't hurt anything, and it's fun to watch somebody try to figure out what's wrong. Another funny thing is to leave just two plug wires on, it'll start and run on two cylinders, and it makes a really funny "dunnka-dunnka-dunnka" sound.
No harm done, unlike say slashing tires, or screwing up the paint, or like loosening the oil filter so it fall off in traffic and seizes the engine (but you'd be a pretty sick person to do that one) So he can be mad and angry at you, but he really can't do anything because you haven't damaged anything.
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11-05-2003, 08:19 PM
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Re: what would you do?
Dont go screwuing his car up as it'd be pretty obvious who he'd blame after you've already approached his friends about it. And if you go to the cops, dont even look at his car, blame all over you.
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11-05-2003, 08:21 PM
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couple of his friends told me that he did it so i know it was him. Ive already gone to the police my dad is even a cop and he said notihng will come out of it since no one will talk. So im either gonna mess his car up or both... if i messed his car up it would be the same as what he did to me. I kind of want to take more of a "real man" approach and beat his ass. Then maybe mess his car up on top of that. But im not sure...
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11-05-2003, 08:32 PM
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here's what i came up with
block his tailpipe up with a banana or something that'll hold in the middle of the night, put baloney or salami all over the car so that in the morning when he takes it off, he has a polka-dot paintjob put sugar/piss in his gas tank Paintball Gun! thats' all for now
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11-05-2003, 08:53 PM
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11-05-2003, 09:18 PM
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Go slap a weight on one of his wheels... just something to unbalance the tire so that when he drives, one of his wheels just hops up and down all over the place... Like the weights they use to mount/balance the tires... if you can get a couple of them and throw them on there, they wouldn't be very noticeable at all.
Or, a potato jammed into his tail pipe and stuffed down in there... Piss on his door handles. Get a can of the aresol fart smell and if he leaves his doors unlocked, just tape the nozzle down so that it starts spraying and chuck it into the car and close the door. Put a gay pride bumper sticker on his car. Put a bumper sticker that says "Cops are fags" so that he gets pulled over and cavity searched by the police... and stash a bag of weed in his car somewhere so they find it. And some empty beer bottles under the seat. Tie a bunch of metal stuff (like tin cans or something) to his back bumper, and push the cans underneath the car so he won't see them. Then, he'll get in his car and drive off with the cans clanging along behind him... tampon + gastank =  Call and report his car as being stolen. Don't know if that would work or not, but would be funny anyways... Especially if he had the "Cops are Fags" bumper sticker on it (see above). Or just forget about it... if you do something to him, he'll get you right back... Whatever.
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11-05-2003, 09:22 PM
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lol thats a lot of good ideas ci5ic... but ya im not sure if doing stuff to his car is the way to go... cuz ur right he will just get me back. Think i should maybe just beat his ass now...
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11-05-2003, 09:37 PM
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...or put baloney on his car.....
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11-05-2003, 09:50 PM
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11-05-2003, 10:09 PM
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;p and how old is that fag compared to you?
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