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#1
10-04-2003, 06:55 PM
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Knock knock.
jokester: Knock knock.
Innocent victim: Who's there? J: Numbert IV: Numbert who? J: comes after number one! Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
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10-04-2003, 06:57 PM
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Re: Knock knock.
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 ok here goes you: knock knock them: who's there? ok I don't know any...
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10-05-2003, 02:48 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Bad Bad who? Bad joke*. Arharharharhahr its so funny!#@!#  *May be substituted for 'thread'. (I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood  )
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10-07-2003, 09:04 AM
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10-07-2003, 09:06 AM
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10-07-2003, 09:20 AM
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Knock Knock
Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Orange Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say red? ...NOT
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10-07-2003, 12:12 PM
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me: knock knock
them: who's there? me: Amy Fisher them: Amy Fisher wh.. me: BANG BANG!! O_o
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10-07-2003, 04:58 PM
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My absolute favorite:
me: knock knock... them: who's there? me: interrupting cow. them: interrup.. me: MOOOOOOOOO! Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do: me: knock knock... them: who's there? me: interrupting chicken. them: interrup.. me: BAGACK!!!!! (and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
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10-07-2003, 05:07 PM
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Re: Knock knock.
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 first one is hilarious.
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10-08-2003, 03:03 PM
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this one is actually pretty good-try it on someone.
knock knock whos there? owls owls who exactly
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