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10-04-2003, 06:55 PM
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Knock knock.
jokester: Knock knock.
Innocent victim: Who's there? J: Numbert IV: Numbert who? J: comes after number one! Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
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Re: Knock knock.
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10-05-2003, 02:12 AM
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knock knock.
who's there? yodel-ay-hee. yodel-ay-hee who? go back to Sweden.
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Who's there? Bad Bad who? Bad joke*. Arharharharhahr its so funny!#@!#  *May be substituted for 'thread'. (I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood  )
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10-05-2003, 08:57 AM
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Knock Knock
Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Red Red Who? Knock Knock Whos there? Orange Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say red? ...NOT
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knock knock
who's there? atch. atch who? gesundheit. 
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My absolute favorite:
me: knock knock... them: who's there? me: interrupting cow. them: interrup.. me: MOOOOOOOOO! Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do: me: knock knock... them: who's there? me: interrupting chicken. them: interrup.. me: BAGACK!!!!! (and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
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Re: Knock knock.
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Here is mine. It is really stupid.
knock knock whos there boo boo who hey don't cry |
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this one is actually pretty good-try it on someone.
knock knock whos there? owls owls who exactly
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