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10-03-2003, 01:04 AM
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Saleen with big balls
I was out and about tonight, had my son with me, so no racing whatsoever. I needed gas, so I pull in to this Mobil station that's on the corner of the biggest intersection in town. This intersection is usually busy, all sorts of modified cars can be seen or heard passing through almost any time of day. Anyway, I had just finished getting my son in his car seat, when I heard this loud car slowing down for the red light. I look over, and there is a white saleen mustang coming to a stop. Shit this thing sounded sweet, he was revving it a bit, like he was challenging someone, even though there was nobody next to him. Then I see a patrol car pull up to the light, coming from the right of the mustang. I'm thinking to myself, this guy's gonna get tailed or busted, for sure. The light for the saleen turns green, and he launches it with a little chirp and takes off like a rocket. Now, the weird part is the cop just sat there like nothing happened!
 You could hear the saleen flying up the road for quite a while, but the cop did nothing. I don't know if they didn't see each other or what, but that cop must have been snoozing quite heavily to not see/hear that mustang take off.that saleen sounded soooooo sweet, add another one to my list for potential next car..... |
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10-03-2003, 05:58 AM
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Re: Saleen with big balls
Nice, maybe the cop was in aww just like you. Just appreciated the beauty of the beast!
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10-03-2003, 06:17 AM
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nice...
i only wish i had that type of luck w/ the 5'0s... 
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10-03-2003, 09:22 AM
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Nah, maybe he was just laughing to hard from how slow it was driving away...   
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10-03-2003, 10:30 AM
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He was probably laughing his head off, cause he knew that he had a Camaro at home that ran better and cost less than that Saleen did...
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10-03-2003, 10:44 AM
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there are cops around us that cannot pull you over, they can only monitor what's happening and give out parking tickets. that's my only guess
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10-03-2003, 12:19 PM
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10-03-2003, 03:04 PM
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The cops shift could of been over. Or else he was responding to a call and was just travelling there. You could floor it infront of a cop who has been called to some location for something, and he probably won't do much.
If i was that cop and saw the saleen fly. I'd be a perfect excuse for me to slam the gas down and speed  Especially if it's the Camaro. I'd love to let loose one of the police camaros.
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10-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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i must agree with matt, im sure the cop was laughing at how much the Saleen costs with such small gains over stock GT.
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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10-04-2003, 03:03 AM
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I don't know what year Saleen it was but if it was an S-281SC or S281E I wouldn't laugh. And jaws would be dropping if it was an S-351. S-281 just like Rousch Stage I and II are nothing. Also it could have been a GT with Saleen ground effect and wing, see those all the time.
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10-04-2003, 03:57 AM
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 seems they are good about acting big with small points
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10-04-2003, 07:21 AM
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10-04-2003, 03:31 PM
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