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Talking Little Johnny spending time with Dad

Well, Little Johnny and his dad were at the park one day walking around enjoying the summer day.

"Dad, whats a vagina look like?" Johnny asked. His dad slightly taken aback by little Johnny's innocent question.

"Hmmm, well its like a beatiful flower. A flower in full bloom." He replied with a smile.

"Oh..." Pondered little Johnny "Dad, What's a vagina look like after sex?" little Johnny's dad stopped in his tracts to find a way to answer his son.

"Um, Well Johnny... You ever see a Bulldog eat Mayonaise?"





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holy crap that was nasty
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So that's where Johnny get it from, his dad.
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even the thought of mayo is so incredibly gross to me that it is sickening, please never relate that to any part of a woman ever again
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I don't think i like thinking about my handy work anymore i'm a bad man!
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