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07-12-2002, 10:11 PM
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Little Johnny again
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
Son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She Heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And you b**tards who are getting on, get your arse in the train cause we're Going now! The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house darling. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language and play nicely." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the Cunt in the kitchen." 
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07-12-2002, 10:42 PM
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I guess I only bring it upon myself....  Oh well
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07-13-2002, 01:02 PM
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haha lol good one pman , poor little johnny now his mommy is gonna beat him
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07-13-2002, 05:40 PM
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p-man.....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
The Panda has heard it before!!! Still good though!!!
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07-14-2002, 12:45 AM
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