Little Johnny at it again...

[TheNotoriousMogg]

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about

the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass

of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm

first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a

worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and

quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher

asked.

little Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely,

responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

[tonioseven]

Damn that Little Johnny!!

[Midnight Racer]

Gotta love little Johnny jokes.