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09-04-2003, 09:18 AM
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That damned Little Johnny again...
The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to
her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven .... which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs". The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her!!!" The Nun fainted.  
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09-04-2003, 01:46 PM
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 that's a great one 
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09-04-2003, 02:00 PM
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teh little johnny jokes rock
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09-04-2003, 03:28 PM
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Re: That damned Little Johnny again...
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09-04-2003, 06:52 PM
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 Stupid Nun... she should of seen that coming... Hello its Little Johnny? He's a crude, rude little dude...Pfff she got what she deserved. 
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#10
09-04-2003, 07:13 PM
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that is a good one. esp loves the little johnny jokes
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