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Old 11-27-2001, 03:01 PM
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The power of $hit.
POWERFUL KNOWLEDGE


Shit is probably one of the most powerful words in the English language.

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.

With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.

People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a stick.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.


You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in shit and come out smelling like a
rose.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
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Old 11-27-2001, 03:40 PM
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Holy Shit!!! :hehehe:
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Holy Shit!!! :hehehe:
LoL

That's a shit load of shits.
(And my friend was just complaining on how many times I said that word today )
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You must be shittin' me!
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You need to read or listen to the shit from George Carlin. The man is an expert at dishing out that kind of shit.

Take a shit - No you leave a shit! Thats the whole idea!













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This is one of the shittiest threads I have ever come across in the month I have been posting here!
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Shit threads roXor.... j/k
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Scheise! :hehehe: :hehe:
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that's like the thing on the F word

fuck is one of the only words that can be used in every way.... i'm not gunna go into it, i'm sure you guys have heard/seen it
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you really are bored, are'nt you super 96.
yeah, ive heard that fuck thing, had it on mp3, dont know what happened to it but........
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Hmmm...I just realized I only know the word shit in 1 other language...
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naw, fuck is as/more usful. it's every part of grammar.
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Scheise! :hehehe: :hehe:
Ich sag' es auch! ^

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dont know what happened to it but........
Shit happens
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Ich sag' es auch! ^

*lol*
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