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07-24-2003, 05:42 PM
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Men-only diet...
I think it's a repost but Oz ain't here so here ya go!
 A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to serious health risks. As he wondered how he would ever do it, he ran across an ad for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Yeah, right!" he thought.But, desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-lb weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door. When he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-yr-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing & puffing, he finally catches her & has his way with her. After she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next 2 days & the same thing happens. On the 4th day, he weighs himself & is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs, as promised. He calls the company & orders their 5-day/20-lb. program. The next day there's a knock at the door & there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes & a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape & it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp & wheeze. For the next 4 days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the 5th day he weighs himself & found he has lost another 20 lbs! He decides to go for broke & calls the company to order the 7-day/50-lb program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine." And the race was on !!!!
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07-24-2003, 06:53 PM
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07-24-2003, 10:51 PM
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 Poor guy.......lol
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07-25-2003, 03:21 AM
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 GREATEST Joke is ages!!!
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07-25-2003, 09:49 AM
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I was liking this diet up the Simmonds bit.
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07-25-2003, 10:03 AM
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LOL, strange one I never heard
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07-25-2003, 10:52 AM
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Allow me to post a graphical illustration of this joke (I know it pushes the envelope for whats allowed on here - but someones got to do that from time to time)
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07-25-2003, 01:02 PM
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