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02-08-2002, 06:21 AM
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MEN ONLY.....Which type are you ...R18
20 Types of men you might meet in the men's room.
EXCITABLE: Undies half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his undies. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds his two inch dick like a baseball bat.
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02-08-2002, 08:32 AM
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You missed:
Well hung: Yells "Damn that water's cold!" 
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02-08-2002, 10:43 AM
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lol thats hilarious
i have been in many of those categories.
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02-08-2002, 12:20 PM
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Those were good ones!
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02-08-2002, 12:48 PM
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lol...nice...
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02-08-2002, 02:06 PM
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funny
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02-08-2002, 02:18 PM
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And once again, these funny lil observations are all so true! I fit a few of those profiles.
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02-08-2002, 03:14 PM
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those were some good one :hehehe:
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02-08-2002, 05:11 PM
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02-08-2002, 05:35 PM
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What a list! I am pleading the 5th on this one
 
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02-08-2002, 07:17 PM
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02-08-2002, 09:17 PM
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xivera that must have been some feat. I mean no disrespect but everything I can see about you on this forum would indicate you area woman
Now given that you would have to be pretty flexiable hehehe.
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