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Old 07-15-2003, 01:54 PM
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Car Break Down

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to
see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw
a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.


Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead!
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:58 PM
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This one just gets a itty-bitty little repost http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...337#post269337

Been circulating the e-mail streams too though.....

Still funny as hell
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:59 PM
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I've seen it on here about 3 times...and I've only been here for like 3 months.
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Perhaps use of the search button might be in order?


Its a good little story though.













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