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06-30-2003, 05:14 PM
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Philosophy on Life
> When God created the cow. God said, "You
> must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, > have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life > span of sixty years." > > The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want > me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give > back the other forty." > > And God agreed. > > Next God created the dog. God said, "Sit > all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or > walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, > "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the > other ten." > > So God agreed (sigh). > > Then God created the monkey. God said, > entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty > year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty > years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do > too, okay?" > > And God agreed again. > > Finally God created man. God said, > "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll > give > you twenty years." > Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you > what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten > the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, > okay?" > > "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal." > > So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, > sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years > we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do > monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years > we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. > Life has now been explained.
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06-30-2003, 05:30 PM
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06-30-2003, 06:14 PM
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06-30-2003, 06:59 PM
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06-30-2003, 07:50 PM
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07-01-2003, 01:55 AM
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*lmao* That was AWESOME!!!!! I'm definately telling that one to some friends.
 Good one!
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07-01-2003, 08:40 AM
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god damn, i only have 4 years left of the eating, sleeping, sexing, enjoying, and doing nothing!
