Philosophy Type Jokes

[Oz]

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest.
A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.
A'': One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
A''': None. Zen masters carry their own light.

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

[tonioseven]

Oz is king of the mental jokes!

[turbo2nr]

A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

or does it?