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#1
06-26-2003, 12:12 AM
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Skyline Joke Of The Day
Received this from a friend today...
Handywoman > >A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire >herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby >well-to-do neighborhood. > >She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the >owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. > >"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, >"How much will you charge me?" >The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" > >The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she >would need were in the garage. > >The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, >"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" > >He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" > >The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those >dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." > >A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. >"You're finished already?" the husband asked. >"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave >it two coats." > >Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to >her. > >"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Skyline....
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06-26-2003, 04:52 AM
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Hahaha R33 very good, but damn blondes!
Have to make a mental note. No blondes near the R.
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#6
06-30-2003, 05:13 PM
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i bet they didn't want their porch bayside blue either
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07-02-2003, 03:50 PM
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Haha.
Good one R33 
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#8
07-02-2003, 03:57 PM
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Thats pretty funny R33
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07-13-2003, 03:50 AM
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 If i had a Skyline, i'd paint the porch myself.
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