Joke for the day

[primera man]

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passes some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.


Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!


Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.


As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he
fell into the river and drowned.


The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as
well kiss your ass good-bye."

[taranaki]

Originally posted by primera man



The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as
well kiss your ass good-bye."

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: True dat!

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by primera man
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he
fell into the river and drowned.

They didn't try to save the intrepid donkey? I mean, if they were riding a donkey then they probly weren't, how do I say, well off financialy. So it would probly double as their beast of burdon and without it they would have no way to plow the fields...

Wait, it was a joke, not serious... :licker: