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11-21-2003, 03:54 AM
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joke of the hour (good ?)
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is
the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck fall into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks." It's meaning is not always sexual. It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking much!" As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful!" As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!" As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible" And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the fucking fuckers!" As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as: Aggression - Fuck you! Agreement - Fucking-ay right! Amazement - Fucking shit! Annoyance - Don't fuck with me. Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors. Command - Go fuck yourself! Confusion - What the fuck? Denial - I didn't fucking do it. Despair - Fucked again. Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question. Directions - Fuck off. Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable! Dismay - Oh, fuck it! Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here? Encouragement - Keep on fucking. Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt! Fraud - I got fucked. Greetings - How the fuck are ya? Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics. Identification - Who the fuck are you? Ignorance - He's such a fuck head. Incompetence - He's a fuck up. Insight - You're out of your fucking mind! Laziness - He's a fuck off. Lost - Where the fuck are we? Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here. Passive - Fuck me! Perplexity - I fucking know all about it. Philosophical - Who gives a fuck? Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier! Question - You ain't fucking me? Rebellion - Fuck the world! Resignation - Oh, fuck it! Retaliation - Up your fucking ass! Suspicion - Who the fuck are you? Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now. Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck. Wisdom - Fuck that shit! Wonder - How the fuck did you do that? It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal - "Motherfucker." It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "Thats not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger" "What fucking map?" - Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!" a little too long but so funny 
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11-21-2003, 03:59 AM
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Re: joke of the day
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 2. It's better in MP3/Audio form 3. It is NOT Joke of the day. I have ALREADY posted it. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...d.php?t=155661 Yours can be joke of the hour, second string repost of the day etc. 
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11-21-2003, 04:01 AM
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Re: joke of the day
Th audio version kicks ass tough, who made it anyway???
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11-21-2003, 04:02 AM
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Re: joke of the day
arg, sorry
 how can i repost ?
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11-21-2003, 04:12 AM
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Re: joke of the day
A repost is something that has previously been posted here.
 Don't worry about it. Just let everyone who hasn't seen it see it and then let the thread die.
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11-25-2003, 05:02 AM
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