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06-22-2003, 12:27 AM
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The perfect husband.
Several men are in a locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN : "Hello" WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN : "Yes" WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only US$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN : "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw their new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN : "How much?" WOMAN : "US$60,000" MAN : "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking US$950,000." MAN : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer US$900,000." WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN : "Bye, I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 
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06-22-2003, 12:30 AM
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 lol somebody is going to be in trouble when they get home lol
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06-22-2003, 12:58 AM
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  that is funny what an asshole that guy is LMAO
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06-22-2003, 02:32 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA I laughed out loud
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06-22-2003, 12:04 PM
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Hahaha bloody brilliant Naki.
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, but saw it coming.
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but a funny one none the less 
