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08-29-2006, 10:30 AM
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The Loving Husband
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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08-29-2006, 11:36 AM
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Re: The Loving Husband
zong! LOL
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08-29-2006, 11:49 AM
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Re: The Loving Husband
im only gonna post in one, but did you go through all your old forwarded emails and that's where youve been this entire time???
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08-29-2006, 11:53 AM
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Re: The Loving Husband
 That was a good one!
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08-29-2006, 12:08 PM
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Re: The Loving Husband
Very Good!
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08-29-2006, 07:57 PM
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Re: The Loving Husband
Reposts require proof of repost.
Hilarious
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08-30-2006, 12:11 AM
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Re: The Loving Husband
Quote:
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Thought for the Day… Alcohol does not make you fat - It makes you lean... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. If a prostitute here in America loses her job to a prostitute in India , is that considered "outwhoring"??-Jay Leno
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