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Old 06-19-2003, 01:40 PM
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Why their is so much work to do (could be a repost but I am too lazy to look)

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked!
Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving
19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your <expletive deleted>, at your computer, reading jokes.

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HA! good point!
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good point..but ur the one that is sitting @ ur computer typing it...so no work is getting done! haha


btw..u used the wrong form of there in the title
sorry just got home from english regents
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good point
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But trust me, theres not 273m in Australia :
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seen it before... but i think it was in an email


still funny
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good point..but ur the one that is sitting @ ur computer typing it...so no work is getting done! haha

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yeah i agree
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So teh USA suxx0rs at teh work then
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But trust me, theres not 273m in Australia :
I hope that doesn't have anything to do with the sheep population then













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Overworked and Underpaid, ahhhhh, life.
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Overworked and Underpaid, ahhhhh, life.
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